internet and computers funny lines

On the downside, Facebook is loaded with sexual predators. On the plus side, it’s also loaded with sexual prey. demetri martin

“I think it would be cool, if you were writing a ransom note in Microsoft Word, and it popped up, the paperclip and said, “It looks like you’re writing a ransom note… need some help? You should curse more.” The paperclip would be all messed up, you know? I never saw a paperclip with tattoos before.” demetri martin