* You are the best looking girl I’ve seen… in the last 30 seconds
* are you thirsty? can I buy you?
* you’re cute and cuddly, I think I’ll keep you
* nice dress, I didn’t know the 50’s were back
cup of coffee? fuck of tea?
hey what’s your name?
You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
You see my friend over there? Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more??
You look just like my mother.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You are beautiful. well I did have a couple of drinks but I think I’m of sound mind
Have you ever had sex in an amusement park? Let’s go disneyland awaits
Hey, Y.A.T.M.B.G.H – you know, you are the most beautiful girl here
didn’t I see you in that dating site? (no, I’m not in any) me neither!
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
What’s your sign? Oh I read your horoscope today – if you reject a cute guy today your boobs will fall off in 4 months
What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this and not sucking my cock?
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too, well second place after sexual pink
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? what did it feel like after hearing that lie?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
is you father some sort of profession? because you are definately some sort of activity or item connected to this profession
Walk up and say, “Yes?” “What?” “Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I’m the finest thing you have seen all night.”
(Walk over to her)”Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it.”
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name, oh and how frequent you like sex
That’s a nice watch [Thank you Actually, that’s a nice dress. [Again, thank you Come to think of it, I’d really like to screw the whole lot of you
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or do I have to use kung fu?
Smile if you want me!.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?
Oooh, you’re lookin’ fine. Not in the good way, in the “you’ll do” way.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
can I sit here? now that you’re on an agreement streak, wanna have sex?
Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”
Man: “Would you like to dance?” Woman:(looks at you up and down) “No thank you.” Man: “Sorry, you must’ve misunderstood me. I said: “you look fat in those pants!”
I’ve been noticing you not noticing me.
It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend? It’s actually a fuck friend I’m really looking for.
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
If you were a car and I was a tank of petrol I would totally fill ya up
Why don’t we make like a hocky stick and puck?
why dont we make like colombo and peter falk?
why dont we make like a phillips and screw?
why dont we make like a has been band and kiss?
why dont we make like a pig and b-oink
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
If you know a person’s name: “Hi, [name.” How did you know my name? “Isn’t every beautiful girl named that?”
If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
if beauty was a virgin… wait – are you a virgin?
I ussually only go out with virgins, but with you I’ll make a huge exception
I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was – “dollar for a wack job”?
I think you’ve got something in your eye. oh wait it’s just gunk
I think my medication is wearing off.
I have only three months to live. two if the sex will be good.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. could you move you’re blocking my view to girl there.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you. I speak with cats.
I envy your lipstick. can I try it on?
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already. Oh wait, that’s my hormones. and they don’t love you, they just wanna fuck you
Hi. My name is {name}. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and I’ll call you to discuss my platform.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hi. Are you cute?
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, my name’s Right…Mr. Right.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
Hey, don’t frown – you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
you cum here often? Is that why the floor is wet?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
Great choice of clothes, they match my sheets
organic me? I’ll do your body good.
Good news, the test results are negative!
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
Excuse me … Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Don’t you know me from somewhere?
Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
Does my breath smell okay?
Does Levi’s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time No, the time to write down my number?
Do you have room in your life for another friend? (just as she answers shout) – lover!
have you noticed it’s bright in here? I was wondering whether it was because you thought the sun is shining out of your ass
Can i get your picture? so I can place it in my wallet and pretend you’re my girlfriend