This will crack your friends profile status updates with laughter:
ben doesn’t understand why tom is mad because ben put a picture of ben and tom’s girlfriend as his profile picture. is that considered cheating?
ben feels there is something horribly wrong in him sending his mother a smily face at the end of a text message.
ben has installed a facebook application that allows him to see which friends put his facebook statuses on hide. he wept for a whole hour.
ben has opened facebook to see an open chat with a beautiful girl on his facebook whom he wants to date, only to find that she did not try to chat with his – they window was opened because he left it opened last time he logged off of facebook.
ben wants to see this on facebook – a comment on a girls’ photo on facebook saying: “geez… girl you are ugly – don’t post any more pictures, pleeease!”
ben is at two with nature
ben can’t listen to that much Wagner. ben starts getting the urge to conquer Poland.
ben doesn’t want to achieve immortality through his work… ben wants to achieve it through not dying.
ben places his boss under a pedestal.
ben took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
ben is astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around tel aviv
ben is hoping God would give him some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in his name in a Swiss bank.
ben is pondering that life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
ben is sure that money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
ben is quoting the bible: “The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep. “